Hello, my name is Susie and I am a . . .

As an employee of Student Life, I'm lucky enough to get all the student emails. Most just want to hawk their books or find a ride to the doctor to get their spider bites checked out. But I really enjoy the random one that seems to slip from the students' fingers without thought. Just when I needed a good laugh, this one came along:

Hello ladies, if anyone is interested in attending the sexual addiction workshop in Birmingham Friday let me know! I would love to carpool or go as a group. My phone number is 251-. . . , or reply by email.

A group? I'm sure if there are enough interested we could start our own here on campus. I knew the weekly Whorship services went a bit too far.

I think this is a trip that the psychology class is taking. She could have just announced this in class or just sent it to the 4 or 5 people who are in her class . . . but then I wouldn't have shed tears of laughter reading it or been able to share it with you.

3 comments:

Susan said...

Susie, I think we should go. Maybe it would help you.

-ybff.

Sheri said...

oh the joy of being a student life employee...sheer joy. I have to say that usually I'm happy it's not me anymore, but I have to say I would LOVE to personally hear the reactions around campus from that one!

Susan said...

My favorite part is the she sent it to everyone. Group Students, Group Faculty, Group Staff... EVERYONE.