Take it ALL off!

This was an email from the well-meaning honor council president:

. . . Also honor council members will be enforcing these dress code guidelines and anyone caught in violation will be written up immediately. Students with multiple offenses ( meaning more than one) will be referred to the appropriate authority, so consider this your first warning. To always be on the safe side, print this out and post it on your mirror, so you won't have any doubts. *When in doubt go without*

Me reflecting in the mirror this morning: Hmmm . . . this skirt looks way too short. I think I'll just "go without."

And that's how I got to work without any clothes this morning.